Ok so I can't actually send you chocolate. But not because I don't
have chocolate to share. Mostly because I'm too lazy to go to the post office. I owe packages to more than a few people now, and my lack of boxes has pretty much been a good enough excuse for me not to go at all. But if you wanna swing by my house after you
vote for me once daily until July 4th, I will let you raid my secret stash and we can hide from the kids and talk about how Molly walked into the bathroom this morning with poop all over her hands and I was so busy
attempting to use the bathroom multitasking taking pictures of Sam wearing my flip flops (so cute!) that I didn't notice until she started smearing it all over her pajamas. And now, looking back at the pictures I was taking of Sam, I think Molly might have sampled a little bit.
Excuse the craptastic quality of these photos.
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| Digging for gold... |
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| Attempting to wipe it off |
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| Giving in to temptation |
I apologize, new readers, for this shameless post about
votes, chocolate, and poop. (But for future reference: chocolate and poop are discussed here quite often.) The voting part is simple. Click the
link, then click vote. No logging in or extra steps. And vote daily. Please. The girl in the number one spot has something insane like 300 votes. (Not expecting to beat that.) I'm not sure I have that much chocolate, but I know some of you might prefer some fruit or maybe a spoonful of peanut butter or bacon or corn chex. We'll see what I can come up with when you get here. Thanks in advance for not making me relive my SGA secretary loss from 5th grade.
I voted! And now I will tell you about how I was sitting on the couch stuffing some lunch into my face while Wyatt was sitting on the floor trying to eat toys covered in cat fur and all of a sudden, by some force I'm not sure I want to understand, poop came shooting up out of the top of his diaper and started to drip down the back. Children are inhumane.
ReplyDeleteI voted! I will try and remember to do it daily :) Harper likes to help change her diaper and I use that term very loosely might I add. Which as you can imagine can end up very yucky... some how a lot of the time if she succeeds in her "helping" we both end up with poop on our fingers. *gag*
ReplyDeleteI typically avoid talk about poop on my days off from work, but the photographic evidence on this post could not be resisted. I voted!
ReplyDeleteI voted :)
ReplyDeleteWhen I voted for the first time last week you were under "pending approval." Glad to see you've moved over to the other side. ;)
ReplyDeleteI voted! Oh the things kids will do. Elizabeth likes to stick her hands in her diaper too. Thankfully they haven't come out with anythingon them yet :) gotta love picture evidence. :)
ReplyDeleteHi Jenn! I'll head over to vote shortly but you TOTALLY should make these 3 pics into a .gif. It would be hilarious! :)
ReplyDeleteThe June giveaway for a pair of PowerSox begins tomorrow! Our Journey
Stopping by from the Wednesday Walkabout and having trouble not cracking up at every post! I'm a military girlfriend/future spouse blogger and I'm glad that someone can put what are sometimes difficult topics in such an amusing tone. Consider me a new follower!
ReplyDelete-Lauren @ goingreenjourney.blogspot.com