Sht, sht I sold on craigslist, and sht my kids did

I don't even know how to begin these posts anymore, so here we go.

• Let the record show that I went to Publix the other day to get Molly's medicine (because holy hamhocks the child is resistant to everything BUT sickness it appears), and while I was waiting for it to be filled, I wandered over to the produce section. And lo and behold an old woman was giving out sushi samples. I've had sushi once. During my sophomore year of college. At a weird Asian buffet. And I spit it back out on my plate. Because I am nothing if not 100% classy. So I was kind of hesitant to try it, but it looked so delicious and I was starving (in a chubby girl sort of way). Y'all. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS?! Granted, I have probably been saving myself thousands upon thousands of calories over the years by not trying this (and I'm still holding out on trying Nutella, because sweet Moses I don't think my hips could handle that on top of my peanut butter addiction), but still. It was amazing. Crossing off #56. And headed back to Publix ASAP.
• Yesterday afternoon, my offspring and I made the trek down to Chick fil A for some grilled nugget goodness. And to kill an hour. Because whiny Molly can quickly turn me into insane Mommy. While waiting in the drive-thru (because going inside is for VERY SPECIAL OCCASIONS ONLY), I noticed the lady in front of me staring at me by way of her side mirror. Was it because I was singing along to Taylor Swift on the radio? (Don't lie, you do it too.) Was it because I hadn't showered yet? Or was it because I kept pointing at the back of her car to show Sam their helicopter sticker? God only knows. But that lady paid for our dinner. I was also picking up dinner for friends, so my order was not exactly cheap. I went ahead and paid for the car behind me. I wish I knew how long that went on. There are still good people in this world. (#35)
• #77 has happened and I don't feel like I need to go into too much detail about it, but yes, it is taken care of. 
• I had such high hopes for spring this year. And once again, it was like a week-long honeymoon, split up by some rain and a day or two where I had to run the heat at night, and now it appears summer and the deathly humidity that goes along with it have arrived. Maybe it still feels like spring if all you do is sit outside and watch the grass grow. But after running and mowing the grass this morning (because my grass grows like it's on steroids), I can attest to the fact that I am not a summer-lover. It just plain sucks. (Not to mention that 15 minutes out in the sun with my gingers and they were already turning an alarming shade of pink.)
• I've sold all but five of Sam's cloth diapers. My hands can only take so many dunks in a poopy toilet before I start to question how much my sanity is worth. (And if you're curious, it's worth about $17 every two weeks- the cost of a box of Huggies.) His legs are too skinny (leaks leaks leaks), his poops are just cowpies (you're welcome for the visual), and he refuses to poop at preschool (what am I really paying them for if not for a solid diaper change?). This all led me to sell my diapers at approximately $2 under what I paid for them (holler!) and now I'm just CDing Molly (who, by the way, is a very good pooper).
• To prove that you can sell just about anything on craigslist (not just stuff your kids used to poop in!), I recently sold a kid-sized table and chair I found in someone's trash as well as some free printables I got off Pinterest.
• I ate a small carton of hummus and approximately 8 whole carrots and 2 stalks of celery by myself the other night for dinner. I've neglected my good friend hummus for so long that I felt we should catch up all in one night. I paid for it the next day.
• I am really enjoying running.
• Yesterday evening I vacuumed my entire house without the hose attached. I am an expert at rearranging dirt.
• I just bought Molly all new summer clothes and they arrived in the mail this past week. I bought Sam some summer clothes off craigslist and they came packaged in a scented trashbag. Not to play favorites or anything, but Molly has quit pooping up her back and Sam wiped his green smoothie mustache on his cute white tshirt today. I rest my case.

And some cute pictures because you deserve it.

Planking like a boss

She fell over and then just continued to lay there and watch tv.