My cutest employee has taken Casual Fridays a bit too far. Pants are required. Period.

Sam and I? Our schedule? We are so busy. When I'm not picking Cheerios off the floor or fishing toys out from underneath the couch, I am busy dictating letters and memos to my little secretary (when HE'S not busy taking calls on his yellow cell phone from Elmo).

He is quite proficient in Microsoft Word.

He has a tendency to use Caps Lock due to the fact that that button has a light on it.

He also gets sidetracked by clicking OUT of Word and onto the internet. So if Sam has recently sent you an email that made next to no sense, I apologize.