If you or someone you know is in need of instruction on how to clean two tiny people at once in the modern-day contraption known as "the bathtub", then you're in luck. I wrote a guest post for Erika about just that.
One might assume this is a self-explanatory subject, but you know what happens when people assume... (Ok in case you haven't heard that joke, it goes, "You know what happens when you assume.. it makes an ass out of you and me." Ass + u + me. Get it? Did I just over-explain a joke? Probably. Just like I probably over-explained bathtime on Erika's blog.) Go read it! Tell me what you think! Am I doing it all wrong? Any tips I'm leaving out? Tricks I don't know? Do they really need to be bathed weekly? I can't find the instruction manuals to these gingers anywhere...
Disclaimer: I bathe them every night, unless they are still in their original pajamas and we didn't leave the house. Then I just assume they're still clean from the night before. And yes, I know what assuming will get me... (So sue me, some nights I'm lazy.)
I thought you were hilarious and I left you a comment on her blog. I think you about covered it. Although one suggestion I have is I bathe our kids every other day. It makes it not such a big chore, unless that is part of the bedtime routine. I wouldn't want to mess with that. :) Just a suggestion for you! :)
ReplyDeleteFirst off, when I get married and start having children I am appointing you in charge of reminding me to (at least attempt) spacing out their births by (insert however long it takes for the first one to be FULLY potty-trained) so that when running naked through the house I, at the very least, don't have to worry about said child peeing on anything while I slather lotion onto, and duct-tape a diaper to the other one.
ReplyDeleteSecond, remember that time you booked a trip to California, effectively rendering you childless for the better part of a week?
I commented with my adjustments on the post itself. If you don't leave the house, then obviously they're still clean! Cleanness lasts up to three days here.. You know.. In my perfectly disinfected, dust-free home. (:
ReplyDeleteSometimes we don't bathe them every night even when they are dirty (which they always are, because they are boys and dirt is their best friend, other than daddy.)
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me, I should probably wash my baby soon. I'm afraid I'm going to find Pringle crumbs in some of his fat rolls. Not that I just sit around eating Pringles and holding my naked baby or anything. Sometimes it's Cheetos. And sometimes he has socks on.
ReplyDeleteI loved your guest post. :) Thank you again for it!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! I loved this post!!! Another reason why I tagged you in an award over on my blog; because your so hilarious and fun! Check it out :)
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